February 2013
29 posts
When I try to be smooth
whatshouldwecallme:
doctor: so what kind of birth control are you using?
me: my appearance
people: ugly teenagers become attractive adults
me: my whole life depends on this.
January 2013
1 post
December 2012
1 post
Level of concentration while reading: A plane could crash into my house and I wouldn't notice.
Level of concentration while doing homework: A speck of dust could distract me for 15 minutes.
November 2012
44 posts
my mom: asians are the some of the safest people in the world
me: there are asian gangs too and stuff
my mom: and they're called study groups
me: omg
me: that sounds mean i better add a lol at the end
